Man Steals $600 Worth Of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
If you ask an unidentified northern Ohio man how he likes to eat his Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups he will probably tell you with a five-finger discount. Police in northern Ohio are reporting that a store...
View ArticleOracle Settles Google Copyright Lawsuit For $0
Oracle on Wednesday agreed to settle its current copyright lawsuit for $0. The settlement agreement led Judge William Alsup to ask “is there a catch I need to be aware of” to which Oracle said the...
View ArticleFeds Move To Seize $1 Million Dinosaur Skeleton
The US Department of Homeland Security is preparing to seize a 70 million-year-old Tyrannosaurus Bataar that sold last month at Heritage Auctions for more than $1 million. A New York court recently...
View ArticleStarbucks To Open Tea-Only Shop
Starbucks plans to open its first dedicated tea shop in October 2012. The company, which has long been synonymous with serving coffee, will open the new store under the Tazo brand, having bought Tazo...
View ArticleSupreme Court Rules Against SEIU In Union Dues Increase Case
The U.S. Supreme Court sided against Service Employees International Union (SEIU) Local 1000 on the matter of due increases without proper notice. Dianne Knox and other non-members of the SEIU forced...
View ArticleUnited States Considers Sending Military Vehicles to Yemen
It looks like the Pentagon is thinking of sending military aid to Yemen in the form of U.S. aircraft and ground vehicles. According to Newser, the United States is looking into the possibility of...
View ArticleFacecrook Site To Help Police Catch Wanted Criminals
America’s Most Wanted is going social. The Bergen County Sheriff’s Office has started a new site, Facecrook, in order to find and catch wanted criminals. The Facecrook site features the photos, names,...
View ArticleCommerce Secretary John Bryson Resigns Following Seizures, Car Accidents
Commerce Secretary John Bryson has officially resigned after taking a leave of absence earlier this month. His resignation comes after a seizure caused two car accidents, prompting the medical leave...
View ArticleJudge Drops 3 Counts In Jerry Sandusky Sex Abuse Trial
Former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky watched on Thursday as the judge overseeing his case dropped 3 of the 51 child sex abuse charges brought against him. Judge John Cleland...
View ArticleYet. Another. Zombie Attack. Naked Floridian Bites Chunk Out Of Man’s Arm
A Palmetto, Florida man stormed (naked, by the way) into his his girlfriend’s house and bit a chunk of flesh out of a man’s arm, the latest in a string of strange, violent attacks. Dare I say, zombie...
View Article‘Un-Fair’ Racial Justice Ad Claims It Is Not ‘Fair To Be White’ [video]
The University of Minnesota-Duluth is sponsoring a racial justice “Un-Fair” advertising campaign which some academic and political pundits consider tantamount to racism. The video was designed to raise...
View ArticleSouthern Baptists Say Gay Rights Ain’t Civil Rights
Although they recently elected their first African-American president, a historic move calculated to erase a legacy of racism, Southern Baptists passed a resolution saying that gay rights don’t qualify...
View ArticleFCC Profanity Policy Kiboshed By Supreme Court
The FCC’s profanity policy was curbed today, with the highest court in the land ruling against the Federal Communications Commission in a unanimous decision. The FCC’s profanity policy ruling...
View ArticleRomney Campaign Staff Has Official Meeting At Arizona Ultra Lounge
Mitt Romney‘s Campaign staff chose a very unexpected spot to hold a meeting last month. Romney’s Mormon, don’t drink, don’t smoke philosophy was thrown by the wayside as the staff met at a Scottsdale,...
View ArticleFormer KKK Leader David Duke Endorses Charles Barron, Who Calls Endorsement...
Former Grand Wizard of the KKK and member of the Louisiana Legislature David Duke released a YouTube video endorsing Charles Barron in his campaign for Brooklyn’s 8th Congressional district. Barron, a...
View ArticleClosing Arguments Made: Jerry Sandusky’s Fate Now Rests With The Jury
That was quick! Closing arguments in the Jerry Sandusky Penn State sexual abuse case have been made, and the jurors have begun deliberations. The former assistant coach’s fate is now in their hands....
View ArticleDiscovery Of “God Particle” Higgs Boson Could Be Announced Soon
The discovery of the Higgs boson, the particle seen as key to the basic functioning of the universe, could soon be announced by scientists working at the Large Hadron Collider on the border of France...
View ArticleNew Louisiana Law Says Sex Offenders Have To Admit It On Their Facebook
A new law in Louisiana forces sex offenders in the state to reveal their crimes, their physical descriptions, and even their addresses on their social media profiles. Imagine putting “convicted sex...
View ArticleABC’s Glass House Ripoff Claims Prompt CBS to Get All Weird in Press Release
ABC’s Glass House, according to CBS, is a total, shameless ripoff of their long-running reality show Big Brother — which, let’s face it, is kind of the same but for MTV’s Real World, wherein us kids of...
View ArticleAlice Walker Blocks Israeli Translation of ‘The Color Purple’ Due to ‘Apartheid’
Author Alice Walker has controversially announced a decision not to allow a reprint of her novel “The Color Purple” to be issued in Hebrew for sale to Israeli readers, despite previous translation and...
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