Ohio Deli Owner Wants Store Removed From Obama Ad, Says It Is Hurting Business
Cincinnati, OH – A Findlay Market deli owner wants her store removed from a campaign ad for President Barack Obama, noting the appearance of her store in the political ad is hurting business. The Obama...
View Article‘Killer’ Bees Sting Texas Man 300 Times
Austin, TX – In what is described as the worst bee attack of the year in the state, an astounding swarm of 125,000 aggressive Africanized bees (a.k.a killer bees) stung a man about 300 times yesterday...
View ArticleNYPD Teams With Microsoft To Create Citywide Surveillance Network
Microsoft is getting into the spy business. The tech firm has teamed with the New York Police Department to create a citywide terror and crimefighting surveillance system that could eventually find...
View ArticleUSPS Reports $5.2 Billion Loss In 3rd Quarter
The US Postal Service’s financial woes continued into 2012 as the agency has reported year-to-date losses totaling $11.6 billion including $5.2 billion in the third quarter alone. The world’s biggest...
View ArticleStephen Colbert Suggests Editing Mitt Romney VP Pages On Wikipedia, Site...
Comments made by The Colbert Report host Stephen Colbert has forced Wikipedia pages for Mitt Romney’s most likely vice president running mate choices to be locked down. Wikipedia announced on Wednesday...
View ArticleSkateboarding Goat Sets New World Record
Happie, a Nigerian dwarf cross goat, has just set a new Guinness World Record for skateboarding. According to the Huffington Post, the Guinness World Record organization had to establish a new record...
View ArticleMelvin Morse Waterboarding: Delware Pediatrician Accused Of Waterboarding...
The Delaware State Police have arrested a pediatrician and his wife after their 11-year-old daughter accused her father of waterboarding her as her mother stood by and watched. Dr. Melvin Morse, 58,...
View ArticleKentucky Man Sets Fire To Convenience Store Toilet Seat For Religious Reasons
Louisville, KY – In what can only be described as the mindless actions of an intoxicated man, 46-year-old James Crittenden decided to set fire to a toilet seat inside an area convenience store,...
View ArticleFlorida Man Gets Life In Prison For Setting His Wife On Fire
Palatka, Florida – Khalid Mohd allegedly set his wife on fire because she refused to return to their home country of Jordan so he could make his new lover his bride and live in America with her...
View ArticleLouisiana’s Delhi Charter School Promises To Stop Kicking Out Pregnant Teens
Delhi, LA - The Delhi Charter School in rural Louisiana recently came under attack after it was discovered that the school was kicking out pregnant students, requiring them to be taught at home, away...
View ArticlePowerball Jackpot Increases To $253 Million
The Powerball jackpot crept past the quarter-billion-dollar mark to $253 million after no players matched all six winning numbers in Wednesday night’s drawing, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports....
View ArticleBill Maher: ‘I Want To Marry Ann Coulter And Join The Tea Party’
Cable talk show host Bill Maher is often held up as a bleeding heart liberal, but, in a recent interview, Maher has again reiterated that he sees massive flaws on both sides of the aisle, all leading...
View ArticleBullied Teen Gets Plastic Surgery To Stop Name Calling
For years, Nadia Ilse was ridiculed by her peers for having “elephant ears.” But now, for the first time in a long time, the 14-year-old girl is looking forward to the new school year. The bullied teen...
View ArticleDemocrats Dig Up Dirt On Mitt Romney’s Potential Veeps
Election season is night, and the Democrats are already hard at work digging up dirt on Mitt Romney’s potential running mate. Whoever the veep may be, political figures on the left have all of their...
View ArticleWoman Grows Fingernails On Head Instead Of Hair
Memphis, TN – Shanya Isom has a rare skin condition which causes fingernails to grow on her head instead of hair. In 2009, Isom had an adverse reaction to asthma steroid medication which caused her...
View ArticleDeadline And Hollywood Life Owner Jay Penske Arrested
Jay Penske, 33, owner of Hollywood Life and Deadline Hollywood, and his brother Mark, 35, have been arrested following an attempt at breaking and entering into a Nantucket Yacht Club house. Although...
View ArticleDallas Cop Reassigned After Argument With Lesbian Officers Over Eating A...
Dallas, TX - Police Sergeant Mark Johnson walked into work carrying a sandwich from Chick-fil-A to eat during his lunch break and became embroiled in an argument with two lesbian police officers. It...
View ArticleObama, Romney Agree On One Thing: Gay People Should Be Allowed In Boy Scouts
As America descends into a level of partisan bickering previously unseen on Planet Earth in recorded history, it would appear that the two likely candidates for November’s showdown — President Barack...
View ArticleNancy Pelosi Visited By Ghosts Of Women Suffragists: Apparently, They Are...
We’ve already covered in some detail how Nancy Pelosi can be a bit over-the-top, but this latest report takes the cake. Proving that those on the left are just as capable as those on the right of...
View ArticleTonga Shipwreck Could Be Legendary Pirate Ship Port-au-Prince
A shipwreck that was discovered by divers in Tonga could be the infamous Port-au-Prince, a British privateering vessel that sank in the 19th century with a hold full of treasure, according to a...
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