Don’t Dial 911 Over Simple Mosquito Bites [Video]
Fort Worth, TX – A woman recently called 911 to report that her nephew had been bitten by a mosquito. Though it’s hard to blame her, what with all of the recent West Nile panic floating around, MedStar...
View ArticlePittsburgh Woman Posing As A Nurse Allegedly Kidnapped Newborn From Mother’s...
Pittsburgh, PA – Breona Moore, 19, allegedly posed as a nurse and kidnapped a newborn from his mother’s arms. The 3-day-old baby boy was recovered without incident from the alleged kidnapper who posed...
View ArticleFitness Trainer Sued By Business Partner For ‘Too Much Sex’ With Clientele
New York City, NY – An East Village fitness guru who made a habit of sleeping with his female clients and breaking up with them via Facebook is being sued by his business partner because his womanizing...
View ArticleTarget Cheaper Than Walmart Right Now
For the first time since October, 2011, Target is cheaper than Walmart. A new study conducted by Bloomberg Industries found that Target was approximately 46 cents cheaper than Walmart for every $100...
View Article100 Year Old Mystery Package Opened In Norway
The contents of a 100-year-old mystery package that wasn’t to be opened until the year 2012 have finally been revealed, according to The Huffington Post. The bundle, which dates back to August 26,...
View ArticleMitt Romney Backs Up On Birther Joke, Says It Wasn’t A Dig At Obama
You can say almost anything in politics as long as you follow it up with some kind of “Oh, I didn’t mean it like that” clarification hours after the soundbyte has already sunken into the zeitgeist....
View ArticleTrash Man Digs For Woman’s Lost Wedding Ring In Garbage Truck
Garbage man Gary Gaddist is being called the “Lord of the Ring” after rooting through trash bags to find a lost wedding ring brought to his attention by a desperate note. The unassuming and hardworking...
View ArticleMitt Romney Mocks Climate Change During RNC Speech
Mitt Romney cares about you and your family’s future. But rising oceans? Climate change? Those issues don’t seem too important to the GOP candidate. During his speech at the Republican National...
View ArticleSticky Thieves Make Off With Millions Worth Of Maple Syrup
Pancakes in Canada will be somewhat dry for a little while thanks to a group of thieves who reportedly stole tens-of-millions worth of maple syrup from a warehouse in Quebec last week. A group of...
View ArticleGray Wolf Taken Off Endangered Species List
The Northern Rockies gray wolf is no longer an endangered species. The U.S. Fish and Wildlife service announced today that the gray wolf would be removed from the endangered species list. That may...
View ArticleJudge Orders Ohio To Restore Early Voting
A judge has ordered Ohio to lift its early voting ban, effectively blocking a measure that would have restricted early voting in the swing state — a move that the Obama campaign has called a victory...
View ArticleMan Calls Cop After Prostitute Raises Price
What do you do when you’re in the middle of a monetary dispute regarding an illegal activity? Call the cops? A 45-year-old man from Southeast Michigan called the police after a 19-year-old prostitute...
View ArticleApparently Romney’s Aides Were Just As Confused By Eastwood’s Bizarre...
The day after Clint Eastwood’s strange showing at the Republican National Convention, it has been reported that the Romney camp was as confused by the unscripted and “off-key” speech given by the...
View ArticleHeat Seeking Sidewinder Missile Found In Australian Man’s Home
A heat-seeking Sidewinder missile has been found inside the home of a 51-year-old Australian man, according to the website TNT Magazine. The police were investigating the gentleman in-question when...
View ArticleObama Marks End Of Iraq War
President Obama reminded citizens of his decision to end the Iraq war by visiting a Texas military base two years to the day after he formally declared the end of the US combat mission in the Middle...
View ArticleMinnesota Bus Driver Leaves Preschooler At Homeless Shelter [Video]
Minneapolis, MN – A four-year-old girl was dropped off at a homeless shelter at the end of her first day of preschool because the bus driver did not know where she lived. LadyOurlove McInnis’ mother,...
View ArticleAmerican Airlines, US Airways Begin Merger Talks
American Airlines and US Airways have begun confidential merger talks, although a deal between the two major airlines is still far from becoming a reality. The Washington Post reports that US Airways...
View ArticleExploding Soda Leaves Chinese Boy In Stitches
A boy in China needed 38 stitches after the can of soda he placed in the freezer suddenly exploded in his face, according to NBC News. The kid was reportedly attempting to quickly chill the beverage by...
View ArticleMichigan Powerball Winner Talks About $337 Million Winnings
Michigan Powerball winner Donald Lawson isn’t working the midnight shift anymore, he’s still going to eat at McDonald’s, and he’s upset with Uncle Sam for taking a cut of his winnings. Lawson said that...
View ArticleKarl Rove: GOP Can Win, But Not With Personal Attacks
Former Bush campaign boss Karl Rove said yesterday that so long as the GOP criticizes President Obama “respectfully,” then the Republicans will win the November Presidential Election. Business Week‘s...
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