Fake Doctor In South Carolina Treated 500 Patients: Police
Columbia, SC – A man who stole the identity of a doctor friend and allegedly treated about 500 patients over a six-month period has been arrested for the unlawful practice of medicine and obtaining...
View ArticleTeenager Shot, Killed Outside Of New York Sneaker Store
A 19-year-old was shot and killed outside of a New York store while waiting in line to buy a pair of sneakers on Friday, according to WHAM 13. Witnesses claim that two men were robbing folks waiting to...
View ArticleFormer ‘SNL’ Star Victoria Jackson Defends Todd Akin, Calls Rape Babies ‘A...
Victoria Jackson, occasional actress and former Saturday Night Live star, has decided to take a stand on the whole Todd Akin controversy. According to The Examiner, not only does she feel that Akin’s...
View ArticleClark Atlanta University Suspends Band Over Hazing Allegations
During Clark Atlanta University’s football game on Saturday night, a high school marching band was called in to take the place of the university’s own band following allegations that an unknown number...
View ArticleMark Owen Book On Bin Laden Killing Opens At No. 1 On Bestseller List
Mark Owen’s book No Easy Day, a firsthand account of the killing of Osama bin Laden, has done what no other book in months could — knock 50 Shades of Grey from the top of the bestseller list. The book...
View ArticleMitt Romney Tells Flood Victim To Go Home And Call 211
Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney spend Friday with Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal, who was on Romney’s short list for Vice-President before he chose Paul Ryan, touring areas of Louisiana...
View ArticleStrip Club Offering Dancers To Pay For College Tuition
Leopard’s Lounge in Windsor, Ontario, have found a way to deal with recent changes in Canadian Immigration Laws that make it harder for the adult venue to find willing strippers. They have decided to...
View ArticleMonster Truck Accident Injures Three At Oregon Event
Harrisburg, OR – A monster truck accident on Saturday has sent three people to the hospital, according to the Associated Press. The driver of the oversized vehicle reportedly lost control during an...
View ArticleEastwooding: Debating Empty Chairs Is Really Nothing New
“Eastwooding,” it would seem, has been around for a very long time. According to WKNO, the art of debating an empty chair dates back to the 1920s, when Democratic vice-presidential nominee Burton K....
View ArticlePilot Killed In Air Show Crash In Iowa
An air show in Iowa turned deadly last night when a Soviet-era retired military jet crashed during a stunt. The unidentified pilot was killed during the crash. According to the NY Daily News, the...
View ArticleChinese Karaoke Murder: Two Dead After Family Function Turns Violent
The celebration of China’s Valentine’s Day at a Chinese karaoke joint soon turned bloody after two men got into a heated argument, according to The Telegraph. When two gentlemen decided that their...
View ArticlePresident Obama A Huge Fan Of Clint Eastwood
Clint Eastwood spent the majority of his speech at the Republican National Convention yelling at an imaginary President Obama sitting in an empty chair. Surprisingly, the President, and his imaginary...
View ArticleDying Cardinal Calls Church ’200 Years Out Of Touch’
Papal candidate Cardinal Carlo Maria Martini, the former archbishop of Milan, said during his final interview before passing away that the church is “200 years out of date.” Before his death the...
View ArticleLA Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa: GOP Running On Platform From 1812
The Republican Party is pushing for self-deportation of illegal immigrants and is against abortions for victims of rape and incest. According to Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, the GOP’s...
View ArticleDolphins Forced To Stay Awake Because Of Meddling Tourists
Dolphins in Hawaii are having a hard time sleeping because tourists insist on getting up close and personal with the playful swimmers. According to Live Science snorkeling, kayaking and other forms of...
View ArticleJerome Lynch Acid Attack: NY Man, 69, Douses Daughter With Acid [Video]
Authorities in New York have arrested a 69-year-old man after he reportedly poured acid on his 49-year-old daughter’s face. According to the NY Daily News, Jerome Lynch of Brooklyn threw a cup of El...
View ArticleColbert Takes On Eastwood’s Empty Chair [VIDEO]
Stephen Colbert grilled Clint Eastwood’s chair in the most recent edition of The Colbert Report, landing the interview that every other talk pundit would have given a limb for. The chair first came to...
View ArticlePolice Motorcyclist In Obama’s Motorcade Dies After Accident
A Jupiter, Florida police officer working as part of President Barrack Obama‘s motorcade has died after his motorcycle was struck by a pickup truck. The Palm Beach Post reported the deceased officer is...
View ArticleMatt Bissonnette, SEAL Team 6 Author, Details Ambien Use By Navy SEALs In...
Former US Navy SEAL Matt Bissonnette, author of the controversial new book No Easy Day about the high-profile raid in Pakistan that resulted in the death of Osama bin Laden, discusses many topics in...
View ArticleBarack Obama Outearns Mitt Romney In Campaign Donations For First Time In August
President Barack Obama’s re-election campaign has been warning of a dangerous funding gap for weeks, but it appears that, for the first time in August, the incumbent edged past Romney in fundraising....
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