Eric Cantor Endorses Mitt Romney
Eric Cantor, the House Majority Leader, has endorsed Mitt Romney for president. Cantor said that the 2012 presidential election will hinge on the issue of job creation and Cantor believes that Mitt...
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Putin Wins Russian Presidency
Vladimir Putin will return to his role as Russia’s president. Putin, who served as president from 2000 to 2008, claimed nearly 60% of the vote on Sunday but some people claim that the election may have...
View ArticleWanna Keep Scruffy Around Forever? Freeze-Dried Pet Processing Gains In...
Taxidermists are no longer simply relying on the age old practice of stuffing dead animals, now they are able to keep little scruffy looking brand new by freeze-drying them in a complex process....
View ArticleOptical Illusions Might Have Sunk Titanic And Delayed Rescue Times [Theory]
In the movie Titanic it seems almost comical to watch a giant iceberg come out of nowhere and smash into the side of the doomed cruise ship but a new theory suggests that the hit may have been caused...
View ArticleObama to Cut Medical Benefits for Active, Retired Military, Not Union Workers
In a blatant act of hypocrisy the Obama Administration plans to cut health benefits for active duty and retired military personnel but leaving unionized defense workers at current levels. Bill Gertz...
View ArticleOnline Petition Asks Amazon To Permanently Ban The Sale Of Whale and Dolphin...
An Amazon.com customer is taking to the web with an online petition to ban the sale whale and dolphin meat on their site. An open letter to Amazon, posted to Change.org reads in part: “I know that not...
View ArticleTornado Survivor Reunited With Dog Who Was Feared Dead
When Greg Cook returned home to his Limestone County, Alabama home after a tornado had destroyed his house and 50 others he feared the worst. His Chocolate Labrador Coco was home at the time and was...
View ArticleCarlos Slim Beats Bill Gates as World’s Wealthiest Dude
Did you know that Bloomberg ranks the world’s billionaires on a daily basis (no pressure!) and Carlos Slim has beaten out Bill Gates as the world’s richest man. Rankings weigh each billionaire’s...
View ArticleTax Filing System Glitch Delays Some Refunds [Oh Noes!]
You’ve probably seen all your tax filing friends on Facebook eagerly plotting out the bounty of their tax refunds (or complaining about car troubles or roof leaks sucking up the cash) but some...
View ArticleRush Limbaugh Loses Another Advertiser Over ‘Slut’ Comment
Rush Limbaugh has issued an apology to Georgetown Law student Sandra Fluke for calling her a “slut” over her beliefs on birth control, but it doesn’t seem to be enough to earn forgiveness from...
View ArticlePlanned Parenthood Under Fire, Texas Women Facing Huge Care Cuts
Ahead of the November elections, the coverage of contraception by insurance companies and employers has emerged as a massive issue, somewhat perplexingly, and Planned Parenthood has become the focus of...
View Article“Hank The Cat” Faces Fierce Attack Ad In Senate Campaign
Hank the Cat, a furry feline who is vying for retiring Sen. Jim Webb’s seat has really accelerated this week. Russia and Saudi Arabia have sent letters of encouragement and one organization is...
View ArticleThe 900-Year-Old Heart Of Saint Laurence O’Toole Stolen From Irish Church
The 900-year-old heart of Saint Laurence O’Toole has been stolen from the Christ Church Cathedral in Dublin, Ireland. The heart of St. Laurence O’Toole was kept inside of a wooden heart-shaped box...
View ArticleShepard Fairey Appears on ‘The Simpsons,’ Could Head to Jail Over Obama...
Shepard Fairey appeared on “The Simpsons” last night but it may be his last TV appearance in a while. The famous street artist, who created the Obama “Hope” poster, entered a guilty plea last week...
View ArticleWilmington City Council Gives Sperm “Personhood”
The Wilmington City Council, the governing council for Delaware’s largest city, passed a resolution calling on the Delaware state government, other states and the federal government to pass laws...
View ArticleAngel Babcock, Indiana Baby Found in Field After Tornado, Dies
Angel Babcock, the 15-month-old “miracle girl” found alone in an Indiana field after Friday’s tornadoes, died after being taken off life support on Sunday. The grandparents and doctors had earlier...
View ArticleBreast Milk Causes Another TSA Kerfuffle, Agency Apologizes to ‘Humiliated’ Mom
The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has a bit of a reputation for going HAM on silly things like bottles full of milk or cupcakes, and yet another embarrassing incident has come to light...
View ArticleFamily Dog Comes Home After 53 Days In Nevada Desert
Dooley the Shetland sheepdog could probably teach survivalists a thing or two about desert living. That’s because Dooley recently went missing in the Nevada desert and then managed to survive for 53...
View ArticleJohn McCain: Let’s Bomb Syria
A big-name Republican senator said that the US should start organizing airstrikes against Syria in order to force President Bashar Assad out of power. You know him, I know him. 2008 presidential...
View ArticleEric Holder: Obama Doesn’t Need Permission To Kill US Born Terrorists
President Obama and other members of the U.S political system do not require congressional permission before they order strikes that will kill American citizens involved in terrorist activities. That’s...
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