eBay Bans Sale Of Magic Potions, Curses And Spells
Wizards, warlocks, witches and wanna-bes will have to find a new online mega-store to fulfill their spell making needs. eBay has just banned the sale of magic potions, spells, and curses. In its 2012...
View ArticleBush Tax Cuts Expiring, Could Be Costly For Taxpayers
With Bush tax cuts expiring at the end of the year, taxpayers nationwide could be looking at a bigger chunk missing from their paychecks, and the issue itself looks like it will take center stage in...
View ArticleFlorida Parents Arrested For Making Children Live In Filth: Mom Is A...
Fort Pierce, FL – Police officers removed two children from a home and arrested the parents on two counts of child neglect charges each after following up an a report of a foul stench coming from the...
View Article‘Hipster Topics’ Banned From San Francisco Coffee Shop
San Francisco’s Four Barrel Coffee is more than willing to put up with your hipster clothes, your hipster glasses, your hipster hat, and your unkempt hipster beard, but there are some things they will...
View ArticleSea Serpent Spotted In Norway Lake
Just a few days after the Loch Ness monster popped his head up in Scotland another mysterious creature has emerged. A sea serpent was recently spotted by three men in Lake Hornindalsvatnet. And this...
View ArticleMuseum Finds A Genuine Lost Picasso… In Storage
People seem to find paintings and sketches by Pablo Picasso everywhere. Quick. Go look in your basement. Did you find a Picasso there? If you did, you’d have something in common with an Indiana museum...
View ArticleObamaCare Anyone? Barack Obama’s Brother, George Obama, Asks Conservative...
Does Obama “care” about his half brother George? Author Dinesh D’Souza, the director of 2016: Obama’s America (shown above sitting next to George Obama) thinks not In a editorial posted at Fox...
View ArticleChicago Cops Sue City, Say Mayor Rahm Emanuel Plays Race Card
Chicago, IL – Chicago cops have an axe to grind with Mayor Rahm Emanuel, and they’re taking it to court. Police are suing the city of Chicago, alleging that Emanuel is paying political games with his...
View ArticleLunch Lady Fined $600 For Feeding Needy Kids? Township Explains The Reasoning
The lunch lady fined $600 per day in her township in Pennsylvania has been garnering a lot of attention this week — we reported on the issue two days ago — and while a fine hasn’t kicked in yet for...
View ArticleFour-Star General Faces Demotion Over Wrongful Spending
Four-star General William ‘Kip’ Ward is facing the very real possibility of a demotion after it was learned that he had improperly used military funds as his own personal checking account. The possible...
View ArticleUNC Probe Continues, Officials Hire Former Governor To Investigate Program...
Officials at the University of North Carolina have enlisted the help of a former governor and an outside consulting firm to determine how far back the University should investigate academic...
View ArticleJet Ski Death Lawsuit Filed After Fatal Hawaii Accident
Honolulu, HI — A jet ski death lawsuit has been filed after a fatal accident in Hawaii that left one teen dead and a 20-year-old man distraught, and two families have been devastated by the deadly...
View ArticleAustralian Airlines’ Policies Targeting Men Come Under Fire
Australian airlines’ policies that keep unaccompanied children seated away from men have come under fire for being sexist, sparking claims of discrimination. The Australian airlines’ policies came to...
View ArticleFan Dies At MLB Game After Suffering Heart Attack
A fan died at a MLB game in Toronto after suffering a heart attack during the seventh inning. The game at the Rogers Centre between the Chicago White Sox and Toronto Blue Jays was halted for five...
View ArticleCEOs Paid More Than Taxes Paid, Taxpayers Subsidize Huge Corporate Payouts
CEOs are paid more than taxes paid by some large corporations, essentially meaning Joe Taxpayer is in part making a large donation to the corporate excess so decried in recent months as income...
View ArticleRobber Uses Bug Spray In Oregon Restaurant Attack
Roseburg, OR – A thief armed with a can of bug spray attacked a bartender inside an area restaurant, according to AZ Central. Although the victim attempted to disarm the robber, he ultimately took a...
View ArticleLittle Mermaid Surgery Ad Will Retroactively Destroy Your Childhood
A Little Mermaid surgery ad is making its way around the web after site BuzzFeed dug up the strange (and obviously foreign) plastic surgery promoting ad. The Little Mermaid surgery ad seems to have...
View ArticleMitt Romney Paid 13 Percent Or More In Taxes Over Past Decade
The topic of taxes is one that Mitt Romney has been ignoring, hoping that it will go away. But people just aren’t willing to let it slide, so the GOP hopeful attempted to settle the score once and for...
View ArticleReal Life Walter White Wanted By Alabama Police
Tuscaloosa, AL – Walter White, an Alabama man who happens to share the same name as Bryan Cranston’s character in Breaking Bad, is being sought by area police, according to The Associated Press. White...
View ArticlePresident Obama NOT Dumping Joe Biden After All
Despite calls to dump the gaffe-worthy Joe Biden from Barack Obama’s 2012 ticket and this very site’s own speculation into the matter, the White House confirmed Wednesday that Biden is not being dumped...
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