Severed Human Head Found Near Toronto Park
Hikers trekking through the woods near a Toronto park happened upon a severed human head on Thursday, according to NBC News. The adventurers found the body part near a local river where, strangely...
View ArticlePaul Ryan: I Requested Obama Stimulus Funds By Accident
Paul Ryan admitted on Friday that he did in fact request Obama stimulus money for businesses in Wisconsin. Then the GOP vice presidential nominee claimed the letters he sent for stimulus requests were...
View ArticleRick Santorum: Obama Is Forcing Catholics To Sin
President Obama is “directly assaulting” religious freedoms and is forcing Catholics to sin. Well, that’s the claim that Rick Santorum made on Wednesday. Santorum did not specify what government...
View ArticleAirplane Passengers Asked For Gas Money After Emergency Landing
Paris, France – All of us who have traveled have been subjected to unexpected and inconvenient layovers, but I’m guessing that very few of the literally tens of people reading this article had their...
View ArticleGerman Kermit Cons Woman Out Of Electric Bike
The next time someone openly admits to providing the voice of a Muppet, your best bet is narrow your eyes in disbelief and take their boasts with a grain of salt. Otherwise, you might find yourself...
View ArticleGorilla Brothers Reunite At Safari Park
How would you act if you saw your brother for the first time in years? You’d probably act just like these gorillas. Two gorilla brothers were reunited earlier this week at a Safari Park in England...
View ArticleDollar Tree Showed Strong Sales From 2Q, Continued Success Expected
If you have stock in Dollar Tree, there’s reason to rejoice. The second quarter of fiscal 2012 showed strong sales, though they nearly missed Wall Street estimates. Discount retailer Dollar Tree Inc....
View ArticleGeorgia Woman Killed By Rescue Dogs, Body Not Found For Days
Decatur, GA – Rebecca Carey rescued dogs since she was a teenager but was killed by the abandoned dogs she loved and fostered. Carey was killed by the rescued dogs sometime during the past weekend; her...
View ArticleYosemite Deaths 2012: Tourist Dies After Contracting Rare Disease At Yosemite
Fresno, CA – A rare, rodent-borne disease has killed one man and sickened a woman who may have been exposed to the disease while vacationing at Yosemite National Park. According to CNN, the two...
View ArticleTom Morello Scorches Paul Ryan, Who Is Apparently A Rage Against The Machine...
Tom Morello of Rage Against The Machine is one of the most vocal and involved famous supporters of Occupy Wall Street and has been working with the movement for quite some time. But Paul Ryan — the...
View ArticleMovie Theater Bomb Threat Issued Nationwide At Carmike Cinemas
A bomb threat issued for movie theater chain, Carmike Cinemas, in multiple states set law enforcement officers springing into action earlier this morning. Details about the movie theater bomb threat...
View ArticleCounterfeit Christian Louboutin Shoes Seized By Customs Officials
Thousands of counterfeit Christian Louboutin shoes were headed to retail stores in the United States, but the shipment was stopped by customs officials in Los Angeles. According to the LA Times,...
View ArticleReport: Hillary Clinton Was Offered VP Job Two Weeks Ago [Video]
The possibility of VP Joe Biden being dumped by the Obama reelection team in favor of Hillary Clinton was apparently more than just a rumor put out by bored or cynical Beltway journalists, according to...
View ArticleMichael Prozer, ‘Millionaire Matchmaker’ Fraud, Sentenced To 8 Years In Prison
Michael Prozer III, a former contestant on Bravo television’s Millionaire Matchmaker, was sentenced to eight years in federal prison for conspiracy to commit mail, wire, and bank fraud and making a...
View ArticlePaul Ryan Shirtless Photo Found: The Search Is Over
“Paul Ryan shirtless” has been a popular search trend on Google lately, but folks searching tirelessly for topless pics of the VP pick have so far turned up bupkis… until now. The men and women of TMZ...
View ArticleConAgra Lawsuit: Woman Sues Over ‘Calorie Free Butter’
A woman in Nebraska is filing a lawsuit against ConAgra, claiming that the company falsely advertised its Parkay Spray butter as “calorie free.” The Associated Press reports that Pamela Trewhitt filed...
View ArticleLeBron, Bin Laden Translator In An Usual Spat Over Angry Comments
LeBron made a bin Laden translator angry, but it’s not for the reason you may think. The former translator to Osama bin Laden isn’t striking out against American excesses or the wars in Afghanistan or...
View ArticleFake Bobby Hill ID Fools Six Shopkeepers In England
There are a number of things that can give away a fake ID. Are the holograms faded? Is the ink smudged? Does the weight of the card seem off? What about the picture… Is it a picture of Bobby Hill from...
View Article‘Too White To Sing’ Atlanta Symphony Orchestra Rejects School Choruses Due To...
Atlanta Symphony Orchestra officials decided to deny two Cobb County high school choruses the chance to once again perform with the group because members of the school choirs were not racially diverse...
View ArticleSpiders With Claws Found In Oregon Caves, Redwood Forests And Nightmares
A new species of spider has been discovered by civilian scientists in Oregon. The Trogloraptor (latin for cave robber) has scythelike claws at the end of each leg, is a distant cousin of the goblin...
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